Have you heard these before?
Crox's best of the best (not in order)
- Immortal - " Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne waali hoon" (I going to become the mother of your child)
- Evergreen - " BACCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO " (HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP)
- The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !" (Stop! this marriage can not happen)
- Judge announcing his decision in filmi court "Gawahon ke bayaanat aur sabooton ko madde nazar rakhtey hue, Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , mulzim ko sazaa-e-maut di jaati hai "
- " Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo" and "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein "
- " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!" (I you what understand, and you what turned out)
- " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna " (Do not try to be oversmart)
- " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai" (He is worm from a dirty drain)
- " Gurkha, isse dhakke maar-maarke bahar nikaal do " (Watchman, push and hit and throw him out)
- " Driver, gaadi roko "
- " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"
- " Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa..." (If you have drunk your mother's milk...)
- " Maa main first class first pass ho gaya " followed by "jug jug jiyo beta"
- "Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehenga padega" (This deal will cost you a lot)
- "Tune hamaari izzat ko mitti mila diya..." (you have mixed our honour in mud...)
Garam Dharam (you have to speak this out in Dharam ishtyle to enjoy it)
- Kamine, main tera khoon pi jaoonga (You b******, I will drink your blood)
- Mera pyar sachha hai jaanam (My love is true, sweetheart)
- Ghabraoon mat maa, main aa gayaa hoon (Worry not mother, I have come)
- "ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga, chun chun ke maroonga " (One-one pick pick killing, pick pick killing)
Phatte level dialogues
Jawan ladki: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor: " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya karoon? prasaad khaoon?"
Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki usse hogi jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."
Amitabh in Amar Akbar Anthony:
"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?"
Ekdum jhakaas!
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain
Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain
Jis Raakh Se Barood Banen
Use Vishwanath Kehte Hain - Shotgun Sinha in Vishwanath
Bahut Himmat Chhahiye , Vijay Saab , Bada Hausla Chhahiye , Daag Daman Par Nahin Dil Pe Liya Hain Maine. - Big B in Kabhi Kabhi.
Vijay Saab Ka Response - Dil Pe Mat Le Yaar , Haath Mein Le ! - Hyderabad Blues.
Humko Mitha Sake Is Zamaane Mein Dum Nahin,Kyon Ki Zamaana Hum Se Hai , Hum Zamaane Se Nahin. - Raaj Kumar in Bulundi.
A slight variation.
Humko Mitha Sake In Machcharon Mein Dum Nahin,Hamaare Ghar Mein Machchar Hai , Magar Hum Ghar Par Nahin !!.
Chinai Seth , Jinke Ghar Sheeshey Ke Hote Hain Woh Doosron Ke Ghar Pe Paththar Nahin Phenka Karte - Raaj Kumar in Bulundi.
Jab Zameen Lage Phatne , Tho Prasad Lage Batne - Om Puri in Gupt.
Amjad Khan, Sholay: "Kitney aadmi they?"
Shatrughan Sinha, regularly: "Khamosh..." , "Abe Chapadghanchoo"
Raaj Kumar, regularly: "Jaani..."
Iftekhar, regularly: "Pulis ne tumhe charo ore ke gher liya hai"
The best at the last
Sholay



"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"
"Saala nautanki - ghadi ghadi drama karta hai."
Jailer: "Khota sikka to dono taraf se khota hota hai"
Thakur: "Sikke aur insaan me shayad yehi fark hai..."
A huge lot of Sholay dialogues is here
Deewar


"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha... Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tu jo kahega us par main sign karoonga." - Big B to Shashi Kapoor.
Main Aaj Bhi Phenke Huey Paise Nahin Uthaatha.
Kal Ek Aur Aadmi Hafta Dene Se Inkaar Karega.
Situation: Amitabh (Vijay) buys the building where his mother worked when he was a kid. After the deal is done, he speaks with Sapru (the seller)
Sapru: Sauda to ho gaya Vijay sahab, lekin mein phir bhi yehi kahunga ki aapko sauda karna nahin aata. Aap is building ke liye ek-do lakh kam bhi dete, to bhi main bech deta.
Vijay: Sauda karna to aapko nahin aata, aap is building ke liye dus lakh bhi zyada maang lete, ti bhi main kharid leta. Ye building meri maa ke liye ek tohfa hai.
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."
"Tumhare Paas Kya hai?"

Trishul
"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
"Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"
"Jisne pachees saal se apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekho ho, use maut se kya darana?"
Zanjeer
"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho."
Muqaddar Ka Sikandar
"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge, Sikandar ne apne ilake me use maara."
Sharaabi
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."
"Muchchen ho to Nathulalji jaisi ho warna na hon."
Shahenshah
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah."
Namak Haram
"Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye?"
Namak halaal
"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."
Aks
"Na koi marta hai, na koi maarta hai, Yeh main nahin kehta, Gita mein likha hai."
Mumbaiyya slang
There's a minor problem
Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem
Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised.
Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.
6. Don't make a fool of others
Dekh, tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de
8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
9. There's some misunderstanding
Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!
15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!
16. Don't just bluff?.OK?
E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!
18. Don't take much tension..
Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
19. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
20. I don't care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
21. Please don't overbore me?.
Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
22. All this must be done without anyone's notice
Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye?kya?